Ice Cream

My name is Carol and I am an addict.  I am an ice cream addict, that it.  Addicted to vanilla, but will eat any flavor.  My best source is Dairy Queen but it is no longer serving..closed...gone. My next source is McDonald's.  The problem is it takes three cones to make one good one.  I might order two and pretend it is for someone else.  I hide and eat.  Been known to buy a cone and drive out to Bowling Park and watch the ducks as I eat.  From whom am I hiding?  I don't want to be licking on my cream while driving and take a chance of being seen by some skinny woman who points to me and tells her children to look at the fat lady eating the ice cream.  There, I'll told the truth.  Wish I had a cone right now.