Twitter Me

I am finished trying to keep up with the latest technology.  Over and done.  Finished.  I have always been a gadget person since the onset of computers.  I am surrounded by printers, cameras, two computers, and a host of other necessities.  I joined facebook and thought I was up-to-date.  Not so.  Now I am a left behind because I am not a twitterer.  Not only am I not one, I have no clue what to do or how to do it.  Do I even want to be.  I chose not to text because no one I know is in to texting very much.  Twittering is the new wave and I am drowning in the lack of advancement.  Someone tell me, do I need to twitter?  I can't imagine why, but if I need to, I will learn.