The Winner Is.

I am an Oscars follower.  Deep down I always wanted to win one myself.  In order to do that, I would have had to have been in a movie.  In order to do that, I would have had to have been an actress.  In order to do that, I would have had to have left Edmonton.  In order to do that, I would have had to have been an orphan with no ties.  I guess that is why I am not nominated tonight and why I will never get to Hollywood.  Too many ties.